For Valentine’s, I got a case where the person was stabbed in the heart. I have never gotten flowers and I didn’t get chocolate, but I think this one was appropriate.
I think I’m the only amused by it’s cosmic significance. 🙂
Edit to add: So far the only directly holiday related deaths we’ve had have been on Valentine’s Day. Yes, people die around Christmas, etc., but it’s hard to attribute it to that specific day. Valentine’s. Jilted lovers and strong emotions. It says a lot about what we’ll kill and die for.